Mother’s Day Gift Guide: Gifts For The Regular Mom, The Cool Mom& Everyone In Between
FOR THE MOM WHO STILL GRABS CANDY FOR HERSELF AT THE CHECKOUT COUNTER
Hats off to this mom, she still answers to her sugar cravings and DGAF. Elevate her candy standards with Sugarfinas Sweetest Mom Candy Bento Box and watch it disappear within 20 minutes of her opening it. If shes into the juicing crazes like any betchy mom, feel free to gift her a bottle of Pressed Juicery x Sugarfinas green juice gummy bears. Its the perfect candy she can eat while persuading herself that shes healthy AF. These are the chicest and yummiest candies ever, and Im sure this mom wont mind if you steal a few for yourselfmaybe
FOR THE ZEN AF MOM YOU CAN ALWAYS VENT TO
This mom is amazing because she has the patience to listen to us talk shit about irrelevant shit for hours and somehow build us feel 10 hours better in the end. Philosophy is a fave brand of ours , not just because of their amazing products, but also because of their values. Its the wellness brand version of the mama who always sends you inspirational articles and builds sure you never leave the house without food in your belly. To reward “womens issues” for putting up with your crazy ass, give her the Moments of Grace boxthe perfect situate of shower, fragrance, and moisturizing products.
FOR THE MOM WHO KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A HOUSE A HOME( AND WONT LET YOU EAT ON THE COUCH)
This mom might have come off as a little strict and somewhat neurotic due to her strict house rules you lived under as a young betch, but you now understand it was all worth it for the image of a perfect home. Shes classy, shes elegant, and shes not afraid to tell you to fuck off when you deserve it. Dedicating her a Venus Et Fleur box is not just devoting her clich blooms for Mothers Day, its giving her a centerpiece for her precious home. These are the most beautiful blooms and they last for an entire year. There are several colors to choose from so you can def find one to match the living room sofa. PS, theyre having a pop-up shop at Saks specifically for Mothers Day, so go with your siblings and get her the most Instagrammable flowers ever.
FOR THE MOM WHO WANTS TO BE INA GARTENS BEST FRIEND
This mom spends half their own lives watching the Food Network and the other half pray her husband agreed to accept redoing the kitchen. As such, she takes great pride in all her kitchen essentials, and each time you come home theres a new blender or toaster. Although you have scarcely any space for a wooden spoonful in your apartments kitchen and deem it acceptable to microwave water for your tea, this mama would rather be caught dead than without at least 25 different spatula options. Cuisinart is the perfect place to discovery the best and newest kitchen products that this mama will die over, like the QuicKettle and the PrepExpress. If you get her any of their products, I see massive amounts of free food in your future.
FOR THE MOM WHOS NOT AFRAID TO BLACK OUT AT FAMILY DINNERS
This mom is always invited to hang with you and your friends whenever shes in town. As a betch who can single-handedly create a party out of thin air, her Mothers Day gift needs to suit her hostess needs. Kim Crawford Wine is the perfect bottle to whip out on any dedicated occasion, and with summertime around the corner, it is officially ros season. Their website has tons of amazing recipes, including fros, sothis mommy will def exploit a bottle of Kim Crawford ros for all its worth. If she also happens to be an Insta whore, were sorry in advance.
FOR THE MOM WHO GIFTED YOU YOUR WITTY SENSE OF HUMOR
This mom has passed on her good genes of having no filter and always has the entire family in tears at Thanksgiving dinner( like, the good kind ). We were always afraid of what kind of backhanded bitchy commentary she might make at our frenemies when we were younger, but we loved her anyway and secretly enjoyed it. If shes praying you not to get her anything this year, at least get her the perfect card from Shop Betches.
FOR THE MOM WHOS PUTTING OFF BOTOX FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE
This mom has had perfect skin her entire life and is now in overdrive doing everything she can to keep it that way. Washing her face isnt just something she does a couple times per day, its now an insane preoccupation. To make sure this mom is getting the most out of her incessant face cleansing, get her the Soniclear brush from Michael Todd Beauty. The antimicrobial brush remains cleaner and fresher for longer, and cleans deep into your pores. Lets be real, youre probs going to get one for yourself as well. Also, since shes probs big into blending, you should get her the Sonicblend brush to apply her makeup flawlessly.
FOR THE MOM WHO WON’T LET YOU ANYWHERE NEAR HER KITCHEN
This mom has a panic attack whenever there’s too many people in the kitchen( which for the most component means if there’s anyone in there besides her ). She’s a firm believer in “a place for everything and everything in its place”, which as a betch you can only relate to on the level of your apartment’s bar cart. Joseph Joseph has the perfect modern organizational kitchen shit that will perfectly foster this mom’s obsessive compulsive habits, but at the least the kitchen will seem sleek AF so who cares. We love their Nesting Bowl Sets and their super chic Worktop Savers.
FOR THE MOM WHO ALWAYS FALLS ASLEEP WITH HER IPAD ON HER FACE
This mom can’t get enough of her Facebook feed and loves to send you videos of dogs at all hours of the night. She probably thinks she’s squinting at all her screens because she’s old, but genuinely it’s because nobody eyes should not be look at this place this shit all day. Felix Gray glass are v trendy-looking and protect your eyes from the blue illuminate emitted from all our electronics’ screens, so mom won’t have to fight through the headaches to continue scrolling through Insta anymore. Our offices fan favorites are the Turing and Nash frames.
FOR THE MOM WHO JUICED BEFORE IT WAS COOL
This mom has been a juice drinking yoga freak since before you were born, and she’s always go looking for new ways to show the world that she’s healthier and has more of her shit together than anyone else. Daily Harvest delivers fresh soups, smoothies, chia parfaits and overnight oats to your door on your schedule. This style, mama can get her fav smoothies delivered at 3pm just in time for her to devour before her 5pm spin class. If you didn’t think eating healthy could be convenient, neither did we, but here we are.
FOR THE MOM WHO HAS EVERYTHING YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEEDED
This mom may seem like a hoarder, but in reality she’s only a collector of random shit that will impress people. Altogether different. Also, we are not ones to talk about hoarding as confirmed by our closets. Anyway, Tovolo is the perfect place to shop for this mama because while it’s super fun for us to look through all the fun kitchen gadgets they have, it will be that much more fun for her because she’ll know exactly what to do with whatever you get her. “OMG, skull ice molds ?! This is likely to be perfect for Debbie’s divorce party! ” We love their Clear Ice System and Stainless Steel Cocktail Shaker .
FOR THE MOM WHO ALWAYS LOSES SHIT
As a young mom, this one relied on her children to remind her of her dentist appointments or whenever she accidentally left the stove on. Though shes the most scatter-brained person you know, shes so lovable youve never( actually) faulted her for it. Plus, her absence of having her shit together taught you how to be a proactive, multitasking betch. To make this moms life a little easier as her brain is only getting worse with age( sorry but its true ), get her Tile for Mothers Day so “youve never” have to get another phone call about her missing keys again. All she has to do is attach the little Tile to whatever it is she loses every day and connect it to her phone through Bluetooth and voil, when she needs to find either thing she can stimulate em ring( I did not do that on purpose but I apologize ).
FOR THE MOM WHO REALLY WANTS TO LOSE 3 POUNDS BUT HATES THE GYM
This mom might voice very familiar because she is all of us. She would much instead spend an hour at volume club talking shit than making the gym, but the thought of present up to Southampton for the summer in her current state is freaking her out. Do her a favor and buy her HUM Nutritions Skinny Bird, a natural weight loss supplement. If youre feeling actually generous, they also have a Turn Back Time supplement that helps with skin cell protection. Time to pop some pills!
FOR THE BRAND NEW MOM
This mom has been MIA because she is now with child and a real human and also struggling to get more than 4 hours of sleep at night. Brighten up her day by getting her little Betch In Training a baby onesie from Shop Betches.
FOR THE MOM WHO IS ALWAYS ON THE GO
This mom has always been your business betch inspiration, as youve admired her for balancing her run and home life so well. Despite being super important at her company, she somehow received the time to proofread all your high school papers and prepped you for every job interview youve ever had. Soap& Glory is the perfect cheeky and empowering cosmetic brand that this mom perfectly NEEDS in her life. Since shes always operating from mandatory household breakfast to business meeting, get her some of our favorites like their Rushower Dry Shampoo and their Hand Food hydrating hand cream.
FOR THE MOM WHO ALWAYS KEEPS IT SIMPLE
This mom is a woman of few words, but always knows what to say. You can find her in the yoga studio in the morning and hosting a charity dinner party by night. Shes the one who taught you that doing things for others is like, important. Not one for flashy things but a devotee of the arts, this mommy would love a piece from Adam Marc Jewelry. Our favorite pieces are the Kim Star Choker and the Rafaeli 14 k Gold Bar Necklace. Use code BETCHES2 0 for 20% offyour mama will never have to know you didn’t pay full price.
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