By | Green Juicing
At least this beauty regimen is cost-effective!
While many of us prefer to buy our beauty products at the store, single mom of two Tracy Kiss would rather hit up her friend’s penis instead.
According to the health fanatic, she has adhered to a strict diet of semen smoothies and facials to preserve her youthful light. Ms. Kiss also believes her all-men regimen protects her from getting sick with the flu.
“I’d been feeling run down and had no energy, but now I’m full of beans and my mood has improved.”
But wait, how does Tracy amass enough sperm if she’s single? Beauty bloggers can’t hit up sperm banks for gifts, right ?!
Believe or not, the fitness trainer was able to convince her good friend to donate a fresh receptacle of his sperm three times a week.
HA! We hope Kiss gifts her pal with more than a Starbucks gift card for Christmas this year!
As for the healthiness of her friend, Tracy went on to assure fans his baby butter is more than up to par 😛 TAGEND
“I know he’s healthy, doesn’t smoke, beverage or do drugs and I constructed him have an STI check.”
Oh, and while you might suppose a semen smoothie might not be very tasty, the beauty guru has no problem drinking it “straight” depending on what her bestie has eaten that day. Otherwise she likes to mix some fruit, seeds, coconut or almond milk into her semen concoction which she drinks first thing in the morning.
Elaborating on her unconventional recipes, Tracy disclosed 😛 TAGEND
“Every batch savors different, depending on what he’s been eating. If he’s been drinking alcohol or feed something especially pungent like asparagus, I ask him to give me a heads up so I know not to drink it neat. Things like pineapple and peppermint make it taste better, but I’ll happily take it straight off a spoonful usually.”
How … lovely.
But wait, there’s more! For those of you very interested in perfecting the art of the semen facial, check out one of Kiss’ tutorials( below )!
P.S. It’s important to note multiple doctors have refuted Tracy’s claim that semen can protect a person from the flu. But it might build you feel better. If you’re into that sort of thing.
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